Monday, June 21, 2004

Signs that the world is going to hell

10. Three words: "President George Bush"

9. Three words: "Governor Arnold Schwartzenegger"

8. Clinton gets nailed (so to speak) on an issue which is really nobody's business but his own, and his presidency almost explodes around him. Canada's prime minister mismanages (to be kind) public funds, and he's still in office.

7. Mad Cow disease causes a panic in two countries.

6. Two words: "Hanging Chad."

5. Approximately 29 million people cared enough to vote in the last "American Idol" final. That's roughly the population of Canada.

4. The capture of Saddam Hussein got infinitely more press in Canada than their new Prime Minister (appointed the same day).

3. The Matrix, Part II

2. The Matrix, Part III

1. Five Words: "Donald Trump, Reality TV star."

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