I just got run over by a car. How's your day?

Perhaps not the best way to start my day, but I imagine if you're going to get run over by a car, just outside a hospital is probably a good place to do it.

Now, before y'all get antsy, I'm perfectly fine. All my limbs are perfectly intact, and I don't have so much as a scratch on me, although damned if I can tell you how, exactly, I pulled that off. As I run over the event in my head, I still can't figure out how I managed to walk away from the scene without (at the very least) a broken leg. And, granted, if I'd had a broken leg, I probably wouldn't have been walking away from the scene, but you get my point.

I was crossing the sidestreet alongside the parkade to go into the medical school. I crossed behind an ambulance (which, I admit, may not have been the brightest move), when a black Acura RSX (moving way too fast) came around the corner. The driver obviously didn't see me stepping out from behind a big ambulance, and ploughed right into me.

Now, what exactly happened, I'm at a bit of a loss to explain, 'cause I felt his front bumper hit my right leg, but I somehow managed to roll across the hood of his car to land in a bit of an awkward crouch next to front, passenger side wheel of his car. He was moving at a decent clip, too, 'cause by the time he stopped, I was crouched next to the rear passenger side wheel of his car. How I got from the street to the hood of his car in one piece, I still haven't worked out yet. Suffice it to say that I somehow got off the street and onto the hood of his car after he hit me, but without actually getting hurt.

Weird.